These 25 really funny jokes for kids will be sure to bring about a laugh. They are kid friendly, kid approved, laugh tested and some of the best jokes for kids that I’ve ever heard. Whether you are looking for funny jokes to tell elementary students or good jokes for kids in preschool you will be sure to find some hilarious jokes here.
Jokes For Kids
My children come home from school every day telling me a hilarious joke of the day. I figure, it would be nice to have a come back for them too! These funny jokes for kids are good for kids to tell at school too.
Funny Jokes For Kids
Here is the list:
1. Did you hear about the man who was cut off on his left side?
Well, he’s all right now.
2. Some people are opposite with their nose and feet
Their nose runs and their feet smell.
3. There was a newspaper and a math book hanging out together.
The newspaper says to the math book, “Boy, you have a lot of problems.”
The math book says to the news paper, “Yeah? You have a lot of issues.”
4. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ATE (8) 9.
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing it just waved.
6. Why did the little boy bring the ladder to the football game?
He heard the giants were playing.
7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the p is silent
8. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
9. Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
10. You know why I don’t wear Velcro shoes anymore mom?
Because they are a rip off.
11. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! Duh, you thought I was going to say poop huh?
12. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll just ‘let it go’!
13. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he was feeling crummy!
14. What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?
15. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
16. How do you throw a space party??
You planet early.
17. Why do chicken coupes only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
18. What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
The train would say Choo Choo (chew chew) and the teacher would say take the gum out of your mouth.
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
20. Where do cows go for entertainment?
21. What did one bee say to another?
22. Why did the duck cross the read?
She had to ask the chicken a quackstion.
23. What did the one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
You are fun-gi
24. What’s the tornado’s favorite game?
25. Whats the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tunafish.
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What are some funny jokes for kids that you’ve heard? Add in some of your favorite knock knock jokes for kids and kid friendly jokes in the comments below.