15 Funny Signs That You Are A Mother Of A Toddler

Toddlers bring out the finest parenting humor. They are absolutely adorable yet funny at the same time. It doesn’t matter whether your child is a boy or a girl you wont be able to escape these 15 funny signs that you are a mother to a toddler. How much do you want to bet that you relate to every single one of them?

15 Signs that you are a Mom of a toddler:

1. You rarely leave the house without at least one food stain on your clothes that you attempt to hide.

2. The most action your high heels or fancy shoes have seen in the last year is the multiple times your child takes them in and out of your closet daily.

3. You don’t wear white. Ever.

4. You pretend to fall asleep earlier than your husband in order to pass off baby duty.

5. Every time you finally sit down you have to become a super hero to save your child from a dangerous object that wasn’t actually dangerous moments before.

6. You never go to the bathroom alone. If you somehow manage to sneakily get a bathroom break then there is knocking coming from the other side of the bathroom door with a frantic, “MAMA” sound being repeated over and over.

7. You start singing toddler songs at random times even when there is no toddler with you, “Scrub your dirty face, scrub your dirty face, with a rub a dub dub and a rub a dub dub, scrub your dirty face.”

8. Your sibling sings them too because you annoyingly got the songs stuck in their head too (no I won’t tell you which of my siblings!)

9. You have to re-pack your clothing drawers multiple times a day.

10. You have tried every manipulation of your face and every sound in multiple pitches in order to get your picky eater to open their mouth and taste the food you spent an hour making for them.

11. Most of this food you made ends up on the floor.

12. Different forms of the word “wow” come out of your mouth at least ten times a day. “WOW, Wowww, ohhhh woooooowwww.”

13. You truly mean every one of those “Wows.”

14. Every new word that your child says needs an immediate audience or an immediate phone call to Dad to tell him how smart your child is.

15. Your patience is tested constantly and you’ve met your first (or millionth) tantrum, but even then you can still find something oddly cute about the situation.